Taiwan? That's my brother's name!

Average Joes and Janes on Taiwan: blank stares, knit brows

By Jonathan Adams
Published: July 5, 2009 11:30 ET
Updated: July 6, 2009 13:05 ET
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She started chatting about the miserable wet weather, saying, "We haven't had a good drying day in a long time."

"I know what that's like, I live in Taiwan," I said. "It's so humid your clothes don't dry when you hang them out."

"I'm sorry sir?" she said with a blank look.

"Have you heard of Taiwan?"

"No sir."

"Well have you heard of the Chinese?"

"The Chinese? Why yes, sir."

"What have you heard about the Chinese?"

"To tell the truth sir, I don't really follow you, sir," she said, probably racking her actress brain trying to figure out if the Plymouth settlers would have been familiar with the Chinese or not.

She was stymied for a few moments, then recovered, in character.

"Well, I suppose whatever country you're from, you always need a good drying day."

Other, 21st century Americans knew more about Taiwan but were confused. They know there's some problem between China and Taiwan, but find the details baffling.

Not that I can much blame them. News stories about Taiwan have little relevance for most Americans.

Such stories don't often explain the basics, and when they do, frequently use misleading chestnuts like: "Taiwan split from China amid civil war in 1949."

So herewith, a few fast facts about the island-nation:

Basics: Taiwan is a potato-shaped island only a bit larger than Maryland. It lies 100 miles off the southeast coast of China, and has a population of 23 million (more than Australia!). Ninety-eight percent are ethnic Chinese; the remaining 2 percent are Austronesian Aborigines.

History: Portugese explorers named the island "Formosa." Later it was home to pirates and Dutch, French and Spanish colonizers, before being conquered by a Chinese navy in the 17th century.

The Japanese colonized Taiwan from 1895 to 1945, then surrendered it to the Chinese Nationalists (the United States' World War II ally). Those Nationalists, led by Chiang Kai-shek, fled to Taiwan after being defeated by Mao Zedong's communists.

Nationalist autocrats ruled Taiwan until democratization began in the late 1980s. The island's first direct presidential election was in 1996.

Current status: For all intents and purposes, Taiwan is an independent state, with its own democratic government, territory and population.

However, only 23 small countries (not including the U.S.) formally recognize it. That's a legacy of the Cold War era, when both the KMT in Taipei and communists in Beijing insisted they represented the real "China."

Now, Taiwan insists it’s a sovereign state, but Beijing says Taiwan is part of its territory, awaiting reunification. Most analysts agree that no Chinese leadership can politically afford to give up that claim.

Latest trends: Under the China-friendly Taiwan President Ma Ying-jeou, elected in 2008, cross-strait ties have warmed dramatically. Commercial ties have expanded, including direct flights and investment agreements.

Despite the economic progress, though, the two sides remain politically far apart. Most analysts expect that impasse to continue indefinitely.

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Posted by inspire on July 5, 2009 13:45 ET

The average "Joe" in America living on the West Coast does not even know where Vermont is so Taiwan would be quite the stretch. Having said that, there is no value in discrediting Americans geography skills unless you are from Europe and merely having fun. If you live in Taiwan and support the country fully, than you would not want to write for a website that has no direct link to Taiwan: just one of China's neighbors.

Posted by Joe 6 Pack on July 5, 2009 23:08 ET

Jonathan Adams,
Very amusing piece. It made me chuckle. But it was so predictable. The "Dumb American who Knows Nothing About World Geography" is so clichéd.

I wish I had the time to look for a YouTube link of video shot by a Chinese journalist interviewing Chinese people about America at the Hooters restaurant in Beijing. They love those buffalo wings but know jack about America.

When asked about Obama, several of them drew a blank and weren't even sure who he was. One Chinese customer said, "Ah, is he the black man?"

My point? Ill-informed people are EVERYWHERE and Americans don't have a monopoly on being ignorant about world affairs.

Posted by tiedupintaiwan on July 10, 2009 04:36 ET

Joe 6 Pack,

As an American living in Taiwan, I have a different take on this article. Taiwan is especially off the map for most Americans. I don't hold it against my fellow citizens, but it's a fact.

Here, an oft-cited joke is the foreigner who confuses Taiwan and Thailand.

Also, are Hooter's and buffalo wings some sort of emblem of American culture? I'm American, and I certainly don't think so. I've also never understood why they make the waitresses wear those ugly orange shorts.

A lot of Taiwanese speak English, and very interested in American culture, even if they don't know much about it. That's more than I can say for many Americans, most of whom don't speak foreign languages, nor express much interest in what goes on beyond their borders.

Posted by spankoz on July 6, 2009 00:42 ET

Taiwan is not alone , when I am in the US , I am occassionally complemented on my English . Sometimes it is necessary to explain that Austria and Australia are not the same country . Thank you U.S. media and expat #1 , Rupert Murdoch !

Posted by spankoz on July 7, 2009 06:53 ET

I did not have the benefit of seeing the other responses before making my reply . I would like to say that I think staffing a " Hooters restaurant in Beijing " may present an HR challenge .

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