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The best MH370 conspiracies according to the MH370 conspiracy generator

OK but if it happened it would be crazy.

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This picture taken from aboard a flying Soviet-made AN-26 used as a search aircraft by Vietnamese Air Force to look for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, March 9, 2014. (Hoang Dinh Nam/AFP/Getty Images)

It's been more than a week since Malaysia Airlines MH370 flight disappeared, and still, all we've got are theories.

The plane was hijacked.

The plane experienced mechanical failure.

The missing jet used another jet to hide.

God did it.

Even Courtney Love has her own crackpot theory.

But we know what really happened:

Wait. What?

Now that's just wild.

Come up with your own conspiracy theory as to what happened to flight MH370 using this handy conspiracy generator.

Here are a couple more from the conspiracy generator hall of fame:

 

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