It's been more than a week since Malaysia Airlines MH370 flight disappeared, and still, all we've got are theories.
The plane was hijacked.
The plane experienced mechanical failure.
The missing jet used another jet to hide.
God did it.
Even Courtney Love has her own crackpot theory.
But we know what really happened:
Now that's just wild.
Come up with your own conspiracy theory as to what happened to flight MH370 using this handy conspiracy generator.
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