9 cats really, really not enjoying Colombia's International Feline Fair

A judge presents a Blue Ruso cat during the VI International Feline Fair in Medellin, Antioquia department, Colombia on March 16, 2014. AFP PHOTO/Raul ARBOLEDA (Photo credit should read RAUL ARBOLEDA/AFP/Getty Images)

Who doesn't love cat fairs? Cats, that's who.

To judge by the pictures we've seen of last weekend's International Feline Fair in Medellin, Colombia, the competitors could each think of 5,497 ways (approx.) they'd rather be spending their Sunday.

We don't blame the judges, we don't blame the owners, what we really blame is: cats. If they gave rosettes for grumpiness, these nine sour pusses would clean up.

 

1. "Soon."


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2. This Abyssinian, who wants you to know that just because he's batting your shiny thing doesn't mean he's happy about it.


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3. "You are a mountain, Lyle. You are a tall tree. You are a swift wind and if you just DON'T LOOK at these people, they do not exist."


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4. This Himalayan, who didn't spend four years studying international relations for this.


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5. This Himalayan who will CUT YOU.


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6. This Sphynx, who hates that the war in Syria is still going. Also, having her tail pulled.


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7. This Russian Blue who'd really rather be manning a military base in Crimea.


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8. "Is this really why they made us take time out from hunting for Flight MH370, Joan?"
"Yes, Harold. Yes, it is."


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9. "I'll remember this, humans. I'll remember this."


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