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Satire: The North Korean despot's Google searches have been leaked to the press.
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Kim Jong Un, the boy leader of North Korea, is celebrating his birthday this week with a welcome visit from friend Dennis Rodman and several other former NBA stars. Most unwelcome for the despot, however, is news that his web search history has been leaked to the press. Here's a look:
Kim Jong Un great hair
Kim Jong Un dapper fellow
World leader with best style and most easygoing manner
How to work fax machine
Fax machine, blinking light, what to do
Fax machine, blinking light, trying to destroy me?
How to usurp fax machine
Can a shark read your mind
Appropriate responses to uncle problems
Windows 95 Solitaire, how to beat
Windows 95 Solitaire, bouncing cards, how to destroy
Elves real or not
Elves tying your shoelaces together at night
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Powerful paperweight to slam down on desk at correct moment
Best joke to tell at state dinner
Best joke to tell to crush all other jokes and frighten opposition
Elves tying shoelaces together at night, making you fall down stairs, bomb South Korea?
How to become ruler of basketball
Dennis Rodman cool dude
Dennis Rodman relevant cultural figure of the west
Dennis Rodman lip ring the best idea
How to tame rogue cowlick
How to reason with cowlick
Appropriate responses to cowlick problem