AC Milan midfielder allegedly sidelined by too much sex

Melissa Satta attends 'The Gold Experience' red carpet on May 6, 2011 in Milan, Italy.

Without Silvio Berlusconiā€™s belle du jour ā€œRuby the Heart Stealerā€ dominating the front pages of local newspapers, it was about time Milan found itself a new resident nymphet.

This week, the honors would have to go to the girlfriend of Kevin-Prince Boateng, AC Milan soccer star, who suffered an injury to his left thigh and had to be sidelined for at least a month.

His girlfriend, model Melissa Satta, however, had turned him into an instant demigod by reportedly calling the accident a sex injury.

"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week,ā€ she told Italian Vanity Fair.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control," she told Vanity Fair.

Move over, Ruby.

Here comes Melissa the Thigh Wrecker.