I think we both need a stiff drink. (Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
Dear Europe: It's not that I don't love you, but we need to talk. We've been together 40 years now and we've had some wonderful times. Of course I'll always love your cooking and am eternally grateful for you having my family and friends over on vacation. It's just that now it seems to me that all I get is nag, nag, nag.