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Area pervert banned from public toilets for 10 years (and other news from Cumbria)

Sometimes, reading crime news tells you more about the state of manhood and womanhood around the world than just about anything else.
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Any perverts in here? (Matt Cardy/AFP/Getty Images)

Sometimes, reading crime stories tells you more about the state of manhood and womanhood around the world than just about anything else.

Take the latest from News and Star, Cumbria’s newspapers of choice. (Cumbria — in case you had no idea — is a non-metropolitan county in northwest England.)

Here is what’s currently going on in Cumbria, at least on the crime beat:

A pervert who tried to take indecent pictures of men and boys in public toilets has been banned from public toilets for ten years. Carlisle Crown Court heard that Gary Flanagan, 26, who suffered a serious brain injury as a child, had pursued his unhealthy sexual interest for years and had downloaded child pornography on his home computer.

Or how about the chandelier guy?

A would-be soldier has been banned from every pub in the country for assaulting a man who tried to stop him doing pull-ups on a chandelier at the Merewood Country House Hotel. He was given a 40-week prison sentence, suspended for a year, and banned from all pubs in the country for the next 12 months.

(By the sounds of things in Cumbria, this punishment might be even worse than being banned from public toilets.)

And check this one out:

A Cumbrian man has been made to pay GBP 3,000 compensation to his brother-in-law after biting his ear in a fight. “There really can be no justification whatsoever for biting a man on the ear,” Judge Peter Hughes said.
In addition to paying the compensation, the man was given a 12-month prison sentence, suspended for two years, ordered to attend a training programme to confront alcohol abuse and do 120 hours unpaid community work. He was not, however, banned from countywide ear exposure, in case you were wondering.

This intro to an opinion piece is also telling:


Study reveals men turn dumber around women

Psychology researchers in the Netherlands have published a study showing men were “cognitively impaired" simply by the thought of being near a female.
Men acting dumb? Check. Women nearby? Check. Here, a man jabs out a companion during a argument in Bristol City Centre. Cognitively speaking, he is not at his best. (Wait, is it women or is it alcohol?) (Matt Cardy/AFP/Getty Images)

Are you struck dumb when women are near?

Turns out you are not the only one. 

And we have a study to prove it, people.  

Dutch researchers found that men perform worse on cognitive tasks just by thinking they are being observed by a woman.

The study tested both men and women, asking them to perform a so called "Stroop test" for cognitive function (think flash cards in various colors and inks) under varying circumstances, Gizmodo reports:

In two separate studies, the subjects performed the Stroop test twice: once while they believed they were alone, and a second time after being told someone of the opposite sex was watching them via webcam. In both cases the women's performance during the second test was unchanged, but for the men, the mere thought of being watched by a woman caused their performance to plummet.

Naturally, the researchers suspect, it all comes down to mating. And social status. 

And, of course, to our long evolutionary history as a species:

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