Don’t ask me how this happened, but I found out today that the favorite celebrity doll of 2012 is the Justin Bieber doll.
That means thousands of little girls around the world are falling asleep every night cuddling a 12-inch Bieb.
He comes in many varieties, but all of them have the same bad hairstyle.
But that’s just the beginning of it.
Soon enough, cougars worldwide may be able to get a piece of him, as well.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Justin Bieber turns 18 on Mar. 1.
And you know what that means.
He’ll probably get his first official celebrity sex doll. (Not that there haven’t been plenty of imaginary ones.)
Why am I so confident in this prediction?
It seems that teenage pop stars have a special “forbidden fruit” appeal in the sex doll manufacturing world.
When Miley Cyrus turned 18, for example, a sex doll called “Finally Miley” with the added feature of “3 achy love holes” hit the shelves and sold out in 48 hours.
Miley Cyrus – although she is the youngest – isn’t the only celebrity with a silicone sex doll modeled after her.
According to Amog.com, there are at least 11 other popular celebrity dolls on the market today.
Here's a sample:
- Christina Aguilera‘s “Dirty Christina” doll
- She ain’t no BeyONCE, aka “You don’t have to put a ring on this”
- Jho, Famous Fanny Doll
- Jessica Simpson’s: “She used to be a tight end and now she is a wide receiver” doll
- Kinky Kim Filthy love doll
- Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll
- Pamela, busty blonde bombshell on duty
However, it looks like there is a real shortage of male celebrity sex dolls, which is a real shame.
And this brings me to the soon-to-be grown-up Justin Bieber.