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Two children blamed for burning down 14th century Slovak castle

A historic 14th castle that was gutted by a fire on Saturday was sparked by two children experimenting with their first cigarette.

Leftist party wins Slovakia parliamentary election

The weekend's results mark the first time since Slovakia gained independence in 1993 that a political party has won enough seats to rule without a coalition partner.

Slovakia votes in early elections with left tipped to win

About 300 anti-corruption protesters clashed with police in the capital, Bratislava, on Friday, calling on Slovaks not to vote for any of the established political parties.

Slovakia: 'Chuck Norris' bridge soon to be a reality?

Slovakians vote to name foot bridge after US action hero.
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"Get me Slovakia on the line..." (Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

The Slovakian public has spoken as if with one voice, and said: "Chuck Norris."

The original tough guy is the frontrunner in an online poll to decide the name of a new bridge over the Morava river between Slovakia and Austria, Reuters reported.

As of Thursday, Norris had 1,157 votes – 74 percent of the total – while his closest competitor, Austro-Hungarian empress Maria Theresa, was trailing with just 8 percent.

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Freezing weather kills more than 60 in eastern Europe

Temperatures have fallen as low as -33 degrees Celsius in parts of Ukraine, -31 in Bosnia and -30 in Poland, Romania and Bulgaria.

In Slovakia, pubic goes public

Hardware store billboard in Slovakia encouraging “bikini line grooming” enrages local women. Sort of.
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Hardware store billboard in Slovakia urges women not to "neglect their front yards." (Iva Roze Skoch/GlobalPost)

Across Eastern Europe, it’s hardly shocking to see ads with female nude torsos promoting anything from beer to motor oil.

Still, when I was driving through Slovakia recently this billboard struck me.

It didn’t show breasts, so I knew it wouldn’t be an ad for beer. (Every marketer knows beer and breasts go together almost as well as — say — stay-at-home moms and toilet bowl cleaning detergent).

If not an ad for beer, what could it possibly be selling?

I slowed down enough to be able to read it, which is probably what marketers hope one would do, safe-driving concerns aside.

And who knew?

It turns out this was an ad for a hardware store specializing in landscaping tools.

The slogan translates to: “Have you been neglecting your front yard lately?” Incidentally, the woman displayed on the billboard has a perfectly groomed pubic hair area. Get it? Get it?

Local drivers generally didn’t seem to find anything surprising about having a bare naked lady advertise landscaping products.

What surprised me, however, was the cultural and economic underpinnings of a global trend: we have apparently reached an era when even owners of mom-and-pop hardware stores — much like porn producers — prefer their ladies fully shaved. (Trust me, you would be surprised, too, if you ever visited a hardware store in rural Slovakia and met the often hirsute staff.)

Upon further research, it turns out that this billboard did manage to enrage many in Slovakia.

Not enough to force the hardware store to remove the billboards, mind you, but enough to create a discussion in Slovakia along gender lines: Why all the pressure for women to “landscape their front yards,” yet little pressure for “manscaping?" (And, once again, if you have ever been to a hardware store in rural Slovakia, you can only imagine how unlikely “manscaping“ would be.)

But, perhaps, it is only a matter of time when full-body hair removal becomes the norm for Slovak men, as it is becoming for Americans.

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Euro crisis: latest downs and ups

Slovaks reject EFSF delaying its creation; Greece gets next tranche of bail-out money despite grim economic data

1. Where were we at the time of my last blogpost - yesterday dinner time - oh yes, waiting for Slovakia to reject the creation of a European Financial Stabilization Fund to help back-up the euro and for the government to collapse as a result. Well, as predicted the Slovaks, the last of the 17 euro zone countries to vote on it, did precisely that. (The creation of EFSF requires a unanimous vote of all 17 countries).  The government has fallen

So it's all over, right?

No.

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Chaos in Slovakian Parliament over crucial vote on euro zone crisis

Last country needed to ratify euro bailout fund fiddles while Greece burns
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Caricatures of Greek and international leaders, being told "Go away forever!" (Milos Bicanski/GlobalPost)

Do you ever wonder why the European Union seems so chaotic? Just check out the farce being played out in the Slovakian capital Bratislava as I write. Slovakia is the last country left in the eurozone to vote on ratifying the EFSF ... the bail out fund that is supposed to guarantee individual members' debts - starting with Greece.

The vote was expected to be held earlier today and was, it was thought, a foregone conclusion in favor of creating the fund.  But it has been postponed several times ... latest report is it may not be until midnight before anything happens.

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