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Macro chatter: $2 billion bad quarter for JP Morgan and a pinstripe hoodie for Mark Zuckerberg

Around the world in business: JP Morgan is bleeding money. The US makes money. China's slows down, and a San Francisco company has a new pinstripe hoodie for Mark Zuckerberg.
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(L-R) Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs Group, Inc., Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase & Company, John Mack, former CEO of Morgan Stanley and Brian Moynihan, CEO and president of the Bank of America Corporation during the first public hearing of the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission. The commission was formed to investigate the causes of the financial crisis. (Tim Sloan /AFP/Getty Images)

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Two bits of bad news for China: both export growth and import growth slowed way down in April, suggesting China’s economy may be losing more steam than the world realizes.

Europe’s troubles zapped demand for Chinese exports, which people had been expecting. But the slowdown in imports was a surprise from the country that has been the largest single contributor to the world’s recent economic growth.

China’s economy is growing at its slowest pace in years, partly by design, but there are signs of trouble emerging in real estate and credit markets. 

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Today is probably a really bad day for Jamie Dimon.

His JP Morgan Chase & Co. came clean Thursday and revealed that it made a $2 billion screw up. 

JP Morgan made some really bad trades with a hedging strategy was "flawed, complex, poorly reviewed, poorly executed and poorly monitored," Dimon said in a surprise conference call Thursday

The Twitterverse sums it up well:

Dull but important:

The US actually made money in April for the first month in nearly four years. Of course, it’s partly a function of how the Treasury paid the bills and all the taxes people paid.

The government reported a $59 billion surplus, which is the first ever since the Obama administration took over and way more than a lot of people were expecting. The government still will come in about $1.2 trillion in the red this year.

The US government has been running deficits for four consecutive years. It will come close to hitting the debt ceiling that caused it so much drama last summer later this year.

With any luck, there’ll be a little less drama next time around.

Strange but true:

In case you haven’t been keeping up, Mark Zuckerberg’s hoodie is so popular it now has its own Twitter handle. But some Wall Streeters just don’t like it.

They think Zuck looks immature for not wearing suits like theirs. Zuckerberg only dresses up for heads of state. But soon he’ll be able to keep the hoodie and give Wall Street the pinstripes it wants.

Betabrands has an “executive pinstripe hoodie” coming out in June. The $148 Merino wool hoodie is fitted, features a couple of pockets and boasts a “luxuriously lined hood.” It’s also dry clean only and seems tailor made for Zuckerberg.

No word yet on whether he's placed an order, but if he decides he wants to kiss up to Wall Street, at least he'll have something to wear. 

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China economy: weak and weaker

Don't look now, but the world's second-largest economy isn't doing so well.
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A Chinese stock investor checks his share prices at a security firm in Hefei, east China's Anhui province on February 22, 2012. (STR/AFP/Getty Images)

Maybe China's leaders —currently embroiled in a complex leadership transition — should worry less about politics at the moment, and more about economics.

The latest numbers out of Beijing today are anemic, particularly on the domestic economy. 

Here are two key stats to consider:

Growth in April exports fell to 4.9 percent measured year-on-year, down from a growth rate of 8.9 percent in March.

That's not too surprising, considering China's close trade ties with Europe, which is in the midst of a severe economic slump. After all, it's hard for the Chinese to sell stuff to Europeans who don't have money to spend.

But the more troubling figure has to do with imports in China, which rose just 0.3 percent year-to-year. That's the lowest number since October 2009, when the world was reeling from the global economic crisis.

Moreover, analysts were expecting a much larger gain of 11 percent, so the sharp slowdown at home is telling.

Here's what Alistair Thornton, China economist at IHS Global Insight in Beijing told Reuters in classic econo-speak:

"We know the external climate is not particularly conducive to strong export growth and digging into the data you can see primarily it is a euro zone story, which is to be expected. But the headline number on import growth is less expected and more worrying. It does point to a real weakness in the domestic economy and shows that we have not yet turned the corner into a sustained recovery."

And, as the New York Times points out this morning in a wide-ranging and smart analysis, demand is slowing for iron ore, semiconductors and other goods.

“The business environment is getting tougher and tougher,” Tom Zhang, the sales manager at Hebei Haihao High Pressure Flange and Pipe Fitting Group told the New York Times. “Competition is very intense to get more business — our domestic sales are down from last year, though our export sales are more or less stable.”

So why does this matter?

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Macro chatter: Ron Paul and Ben Bernanke play nice

Around the world in business: Chinese banks are coming to the US. Facebook is launching its own App Store, and Ben Bernanke and Ron Paul meet for breakfast.
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Customers leave an ICBC branch in Beijing. (MARK RALSTON/AFP/Getty Images)

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China’s banking system has gotten the US seal of approval.

Regulators have cleared the way for three Chinese banks to begin gaining a foothold in the US.

China’s largest bank, Industrial & Commercial Bank of China is set become the first state-owned Chinese bank to buy a US bank. ICBC has gotten the green light to buy a big chunk of the US subsidiary of Hong Kong’s Bank of East Asia, which operates in New York and California.

Bank of China and Agricultural Bank of China have been cleared to build branches in Chicago and New York.

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Facebook
is about to get its own App Store.

Facebook plans to launch its App Center in the next few weeks. The App Center will allow software developers to sell apps directly to consumers on Facebook with Facebook taking a 30 percent cut.

The move, revealed in a regulatory finding Wednesday, is Facebook’s latest effort to find new ways to make money from its growing audience, particularly as users are increasingly accessing the site from mobile devices.

Facebook said its daily user base is growing faster than the number of ads it is delivering because of mobile. Facebook offers limited number of mobile ads and mobile has yet to become a significant contributor to the company’s bottom line.

Dull but important:
Spain is bailing out its fourth largest bank, BBC reported.

The Spanish government is pumping about $6 billion into Bankia, which has been struggling under the weight of bad debt linked to a big bust in the Spanish real estate market. In exchange for its rescue funds, Spain will get a 45 percent stake in the bank.

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A day after holding a hearing to explore abolishing the Federal Reserve, Republican presidential hopeful Rep. Ron Paul sat down for breakfast with Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke.

Paul told the Wall Street Journal the pair had an open discussion. Neither he nor the Fed have disclosed any details, which is too bad since the pair usually have pretty spirited discussions.

It is unclear whether the they paid their breakfast tab with gold or greenbacks.

Strange but true:
The Rent Is Too Damn High Party
could soon win some new fans in Canada.

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Why abandoning the euro would mean even more Greek austerity

Greece is closer than ever to leaving the euro zone. But that won't stop the pain; on the contrary.
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Madeline Wilson from the National Gallery of Victoria mimics the scream from Edvard Munch's famous hand-coloured lithograph version of 'The Scream.' (William West/AFP/Getty Images)

In today's Wall Street Journal, journalist Charles Forelle has an excellent analysis of the grim options facing the euro zone and Greece, since Sunday's elections piled political crisis on top of its debt crisis.

Forelle explains why monetary divorce, which looks increasingly likely, would be terribly messy for both sides. He foresees not only investors but also foreign businesses fleeing Europe's periphery if they fear that contracts would be fulfilled in devalued local currencies rather than euros. In other words, a Greek withdrawal could trigger not just the kind of financial panic that we saw in 2008-2009, but a broader systemic panic. He also cites sources who argue that markets have not yet priced in the gravity of the dilemma. 

Still, if the ragbag of leaders that Greece elected rushes to jilt the troika, abandon austerity and flee the euro zone, Forelle points out that this course of action is hardly going to endear them with voters in the short term:

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Macro chatter: Shakeup at Yahoo and a Google car that barely needs you

Around the world in business: While Yahoo deals with its CEO's fudged resume mess, Google's been in Vegas getting a driver's license for its self-driving car.
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Carlos Yerbes, member of the le Private Cannabis club, prepares a coffee on November 30, 2010 in Madrid. (Dominique Faget /AFP/Getty Images)

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The US is still about 1 million job openings short of where it was in early 2007.

The US in March of this year had 3.7 million job openings, the Labor Department reported. That boils down to 3.4 unemployed people per opening.

It’s a vast improvement from the recession’s end when nearly twice as many people were vying for each job.

When the recession began there were fewer than two unemployed people per job opening in the US.

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The fallout over Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson’s padded resume is still shaking things up at the troubled tech company.

Patti Hart, a Yahoo board member who led the search that resulted in Thompson’s hiring, said she won’t try and keep her seat on the company’s board. Hart already is busy running International Game Technology, and her company’s board wanted her to focus more on it, All Things Digital reported.

Of course, Yahoo may have been trying to oust her.

Thompson had claimed a bachelor’s in computer science and in accounting, but really only received the accounting degree. An activist investor vying for more power over the company’s board revealed Thompson’s embellishment hoping to win some wiggle room to put his own plans for Yahoo in place.

Dull but important:
It’s a tough time to be the euro. The pressured currency has been hovering around a three-month low.

Political uncertainty in Europe is continuing to pressure the single currency, which has been having trouble cracking and staying above the $1.30 mark.

The Euro hit a low of around $1.29 on Monday, and Reuters said it could go even lower.

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The Netherlands decision to ban tourists from its famed cannabis coffee shops could provide an opportunity for Spain and Portugal to generate some new revenue.

The countries take a more liberal approach to policing marijuana, and one Spanish village has already been exploring whether it make money by getting into the marijuana business, GlobalPost’s Paul Ames reported.

Spain already tolerates co-ops that produce marijuana for members’ consumption, but those clubs aren’t open to tourists — yet. 

Strange but true:
Google’s self-driving test car has gotten its license in Nevada. It just can’t go out alone.

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Macro chatter: Ron Paul takes on the Fed — again

Around the world in business: As Mark Zuckerberg hawks Facebook to Wall Street pre-IPO, he dons his trademark hoodie. The US may have turned a rare profit in April. And Ron Paul aims at the Fed (again).
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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg wore a suit to meet with Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda in March. He wore a hoodie to meet with Wall Street bankers about Facebook's big IPO. (Yuriko Nakao/AFP/Getty Images)

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Ron Paul plans to take another whack at the Fed today.

The federal committee he chairs is scheduled to consider his Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act and several other bills that aim to alter the course of the US central bank.

The Fed so far has been able to heartily withstand Paul’s attempts to topple it, but Paul has been able to get the Fed’s books audited and gotten Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke to reveal that he does his own grocery shopping.

Bernanke meanwhile may remain a lonesome dove on the Fed board a while longer. President Barack Obama’s latest nominees to join Bernanke on the board will have to face so many hurdles to get approved that the Senate may just give up on them, Reuters reported.

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The US may actually have made money in April for the first time in a very long time.

We’ll have have to wait until the official numbers come out on Thursday. But for now, the Congressional Budget Office is expecting the government last month generated its first surplus is nearly four years.

A profit wouldn’t exactly mean the US has turned a big economic corner, though. Much of April’s gains are attributed to timing and the US still isn’t yet expected to break its streak of $1 trillion annual deficits.

Dull but important:
Spain has its own too big to fail problem. Spain plans to spend billions of euros to bail out its third largest bank, Financial Times reported.

Bankia is struggling under the weight of bad real estate loans as Spain battles its second recession in three years. The bank could need up to $13 billion to weather the euro zone crisis, but it’s not clear how the government might finance a bailout, Reuters said.

Bankia, which used to be seven smaller banks until a series of a mergers a few years ago, poses the biggest risk to the Spanish banking sector, according to the IMF.

Meanwhile newly elected leaders in Greek parliament still are struggling to form a ruling coalition and talk that Greece could be forced out of the euro zone is growing. 

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The euro zone may have problems, but India's could be worse, according to one economist.  

While US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is trying to help American retailers like Wal-Mart gain new customers in India, American economist Tyler Cowen is worrying about just how much the country’s economy has slowed down.

Even though India’s economy still is growing faster than the US economy, its having a disproportionately negative effect on the poor, he wrote in The New York Times.

If India's economy doesn't pick of steam, another generation of millions of Indians may fail to rise out of extreme poverty, according to Cowen. 

Strange but true:
Mark Zuckerberg won't wear a suit for Wall Street, not even for Facebook’s big IPO.

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The Daily Show: Catholic League wins a round over "vagina manger" joke?

Delta Airlines pulls its ads. Jon Stewart nemesis Bill Donohue of the Catholic League claims victory. Up next: Kellogg's?
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The Catholic League called on the Daily Show's host Jon Stewart to apologize for remarks made in a segment of his show on April 16, 2012. The League threatened to boycott his show if he did not issue an apology. (Dimitrios Kambouris/AFP/Getty Images)

What do vaginas, airplanes and breakfast cereal have in common?

And no, this is not the start of some bad joke.

The answer: each is playing a role in the ongoing and increasingly vitriolic public relations battle between The Catholic League and The Daily Show.

The corporate kerfuffle is over Jon Stewart's April 16 joke, which placed a photoshopped image of a manger in front of a vagina.

Stewart's bit was part of a longer satirical examination that conflated GOP statements about women's rights with the long-running Fox News "War on Christmas" (hence the vagina manger joke).

Here's the whole clip. The "offending" bit occurs just before the five-minute mark:

As it was probably intended, the Daily Show story angered many conservatives, and Catholic League president Bill Donohue quickly launched a series of press releases that attacked Stewart and demanded an apology.

Stewart eventually offered this retort on his show: “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."

Today, the plot thickened.

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Macro chatter: Europe votes against austerity

Around the world in business and economics: Europe's budget cutters get voted out. Warren Buffett calls the stock market a "psychotic drunk," and a strong dollar is holding Australia back.
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Warren Buffett had peanut brittle at his annual meeting a.k.a. the "Woodstock of capitalism" in 2011. (Andrew Beatty/AFP/Getty Images)

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European voters have had enough of government budget cutbacks. 

Voters in France and Greece ousted leaders pushing government spending cuts and instead picked candidates who are against the austerity measures being criticized for holding back a European recovery.

Francois Hollande won the French presidency from Nicolas Sarkozy while Greece's dominant political parties failed to win enough votes in Sunday's election to form a ruling coalition.

Greek voters embrace of anti-bailout parliamentary candidates is increasing worries that Greece won't commit to the budget cuts it needs to make to stay in the euro zone.

The elections were essentially referendums on current European economic policy and their outcomes could be the best thing for the euro zone, Nobel prize-winning economist Paul Krugman wrote in The New York Times. "It’s far from clear how soon the votes will lead to changes in actual policy, but time is clearly running out for the strategy of recovery through austerity — and that’s a good thing," Krugman wrote

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Romania already is planning to ease up on at least one of the austerity measures it implemented in 2010.

Romania has convinced the International Monetary Fund to allow it to begin raising public sector wages and run a higher budget deficit than a bailout deal it made with the IMF would dictate, Reuters reported.

Romania is the European Union’s second poorest member. It cut public sector wages by 25 percent, and things haven’t gone well.

Romanians have been staging violent protests against austerity measures like spending cuts and tax hikes, and the Romanian government has already collapsed twice this year.

Dull but important:
Australia’s strong dollar may be getting in the way of its growth.

Australia’s central bank cut its growth forecast, saying a strong Australian dollar was hurting the country’s exports. The value of Australia’s dollar has risen an estimated 70 percent since 2008, making its exports far more expensive to the rest of the world.

It's a particularly big problem for Australia because it is the world’s largest exporter of iron ore and coal.

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Warren Buffett held his annual shareholder meeting in Omaha, Neb., this weekend where he worked hard to reassure investors that both he and his Berkshire Hathaway were going to be ok.

Buffett revealed Berkshire Hathaway has got $20 billion or so to throw around for a good investment and said that he might want to buy a few more newspapers. He also told investors not to focus on share prices too much because the stock market sometimes acts like a “psychotic drunk,” the Berkshire Hathaway-owned Omaha World-Herald said.

Berkshire Hathaway stock has been underperforming the market for the past few years but that hasn't stopped thousands of investors from making an annual trip to Omaha. 

Shareholders are allowed four passes to the meeting, which draws thousands has become something of a Woodstock capitalists. In case you’re curious, buying one share of Berkshire Hathaway stock to get in will set you back about $122,000.

Strange but true:
Attention wealthy travelers, you can now have a drink with Sir Richard Branson on his Virgin Atlantic airlines — at least until he melts.

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Macro chatter: Disappointing news for the US job market and Canada's got banks of steel

Around the world in business and economics: US job growth disappoints. German workers strike for pay raises, and Canada is home to many of the world's strongest banks.
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A sign points to an employment fair in the Queens borough of New York. (Stan Honda/AFP/Getty Images)

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The percentage of American adults working or holding out hope of finding a job has fallen to the lowest level in 30 years.

The US added 115,000 jobs in April, a number that isn't enough to keep up with population growth or bring down the unemployment rate under normal circumstances. Still, the US unemployment rate in April fell to 8.1 percent, its lowest level in three years. 

This is a cloud with a decidedly gray lining: the decline wasn't due to job growth but was instead a reflection of just how many given up.

Employment growth in the US has slowed sharply since the beginning of the year, and people working in warehousing, transportation, construction and for the government fared the worst in April.  

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Unemployment may be a problem
 in the US and across much of Europe, but in Germany labor unions are demanding nice pay raises.

Tens of thousands of German workers have gone strike this week, disrupting everything from air traffic to the production of Porsches and Audis.

Hundreds of companies have been affected so far, and the workers on strike are making a pretty strong argument. German industrial giants like Volkswagen have making lots of money and workers say they want a bigger piece of the profit pie.

Dull but important:
Sorry Wall Street, your banks aren’t the strongest in the world. Banks in Singapore and Canada dominated Bloomberg’s list of the world’s strongest banks. 

Singapore’s Oversea-Chinese Banking Corp. was named the world’s strongest bank for the second year in a row. It was one of three Singapore banks to make the top 10, and a local economy that stayed strong through the global recession helped it get there. 

Canadian banks captured four of the top 10 spots, an amazing feat for a country with just eight publicly traded banks. It should come as no surprise, though. Canada makes its banks put more capital away for rainy days than international standards require.

The strongest US bank was JP Morgan Chase in thirteenth place.

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Men are out shopping women online, and it’s not because they’re busy buying gifts for their sweethearts.

Of the roughly 19 million six-figure men online, nearly half spend more than $4,000 a year, the marketing firm iProspect said in its latest digital dissection of the affluent male. A quarter of the men make purchases each week, and they’re often buying clothes or accessories.

The one thing they’re not doing is buying you a gift. Nearly 85 percent of the men shopping online are shopping for themselves.

Strange but true:
High metal prices can apparently be really motivating. 

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Macro chatter: Target vs. Amazon, from frenemies to enemies

Around the world today in business and economics: Jobs are tough to find in the US but tougher to find in South Africa. Target cuts the Kindle, and Mario Draghi says the ECB isn't looking at pushing record-low interest rates further down.
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Joanely Carrero restocks shelves at a Target store in Miami, Florida. Target just said it would stop selling Amazon's kindle. Target has become an Amazon showroom and that's made Amazon more of a foe than friend for Target. (Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Around the world today in business and economics: Jobs are tough to find in the US but tougher to find in South Africa. Target cuts the Kindle, and Mario Draghi says the ECB isn't looking at pushing record-low interest rates further down.
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